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|I Am Skooter|
So here's us, on the raggedy edge.
My campaign for the Palestinian leadership is progressing well; fundraising efforts are gathering steam, and the campaign is extremely organized at this point.
It’s my personal belief that the future of Palestine lies in peace. Only the Israeli’s stand in the way of this peace. It’s because of this that I’m adopting a pro-peace/anti-Israel stance in the campaign.
On election day I need your help to ensure we win this vote. There are two things you can do to help the most:
1) Get out and vote early. Polls open early in the morning, don’t wait.
2) After you’ve voted, arm yourself and ensure that your neighbours (if they aren’t supporters of our campaign) are unable to leave their house for the rest of the day. If you need munitions, contact our campaign office; we’ll do our best to arm you appropriately.
Preventing your neighbours from voting for anybody else could be the decisive strategy of this campaign: support our campaign for peace by using only the armed force that is absolutely necessary for us to win.
See you at the polls, and on the campaign trail!